Ohhhhh, hockey!
You’re by far the fourth best sport
Well, but then again I like soccer more
And tennis, and skiing.

Ohhhhh, hockey!
So now you’re like the eighth best
But then there's also volleyball
And surfing, and ping pong.

Anddddd badminton, bobsledding, archery and golf
So now hockey’s like the fourteenth best or maybe even the fifteenth!

Ohhhhhh, hockey!

Why do only white people play hockey?
Greeks are not the only ones who eat souvlaki
In fact I had souvlaki last week
Whilst watching Varsity Blues with James Van der Beek

Oh hockey!
You're fun to watch occasionally
And we really do like the fighting
And the nachos and soft pretzels.

Ohhhhhhhh, backhanders!
Wristers and Nikalai Khabiboulin
And Kovawalcuhk and Pavel Bure
And Garth Snow and Sandis Ozilinsh
Andddddd Dave Andreychuk
And Peter Zezel
And Michael J. Fox
And Kjell Samuelsson’s helmet
And some other stuff about hockey

And Kjell Samuelsson's helmet and
Some other stuff about hockey